A quick summer laugh before we return for the year…goodbye summer 😦
Here’s a re-post of a pretty funny Mind/Shift parody by Katie Stansberry. Â Click here for the link to the article.
10 Reasons to Ban Pens and Pencils in the Class
By Katie Stansberry
According to a recentÂ MSNBC article, 69% of high school currently ban cell phones. But youâ€™d be hard-pressed to find a school anywhere that has enacted a blanket ban on pens and pencils. Here are 10 reasons to reconsider the widespread acceptance of these distracting and potentially dangerous implements.
- Pens and pencils areÂ distracting. The tapping, clicking, flipping and rolling can drive just about any teacher around the bend. I remember a happy indoor recess spent throwing newly sharpened pencils at the classroom ceiling trying to make them stick.
- Writing implements areÂ dangerous.Â I still have a small lump of lead imbedded in the soft, fleshy area between my thumb and pointer finger. Itâ€™s a souvenir from a mini-sword fight that occurred between my close friend and I in third grade. She won.
- Pens can be used toÂ cheat.Â Now that Iâ€™m at the head of a classroom instead of behind a desk, Iâ€™ve seen some ingenious cheating techniques. One student managed to write an entire history of media studies on the bottom of their shoe. Iâ€™ve also found forearms covered with vocabulary words, ankles tattooed with definitions, and hands dyed with smeared blue ink.
- They are incrediblyÂ messy. Dusty pencil shavings litter the floor in many elementary classrooms and pens filled with liquid ink are just disasters waiting to happen. Have you ever tried to clean a childâ€™s backpack after a pen broke at the bottom of the bag? No amount of scrubbing can get the dye completely out.
- Pens and pencils can be used toÂ bullyÂ kids. Those notes that pass from hand to hand across the rows of desks are often far more sinister than they appear. Thanks to the ubiquitous use of writing implements in schools, kids have free reign to write and distribute messages that use offensive language and hateful speech. Recent high-profile cases of student bullying are just the latest examples of why we must crack down on these communication tools.
- Kids will just use them toÂ play games. Hangman, Tic-Tac-Toe, word searches, crosswords, and now the latest craze: Sudoko. How can any student be expected to keep their mind on lessons when there are so many tempting distractions just a pen stroke away?
- Fancy pens and pencils will causeÂ jealousyÂ and other problems. I remember in fifth grade when the girl who sat across from me came to school with a brand new pack of orange, sparkly pens that wrote in neon ink. Her father had brought them back as a souvenir from a recent trip to Florida. They were the coolest and I wanted them, but they were too expensive for me to just go out and buy. Wouldnâ€™t it be better to nip those kinds of issue in the bud by instituting a widespread ban on pens in schools.
- There areÂ healthÂ concerns that can lead to bad habits. I think part of the reason I wore braces for six years stemmed from my lifelong habit of chewing pens and pencils. All that chomping in class had to affect my dental hygiene.
- They lead toÂ sedentaryÂ behavior. Have you ever seen a child running with a sharpened pencil? Or, writing a note while playing kickball? Writing and exercise donâ€™t mix. The obesity crises is reaching epic levels. Letâ€™s get pens and pencils out of our kidâ€™s pudgy hands so they can get moving.
- They can be used toÂ embarrass teachers. Sure, no teacher wants to see their goofs show up on YouTube, but a skillfully done caricature can do as much or more damage than photos or video. At least cameras and video capture actual events, when students are given free reign to create images, text or stories about their teachers, thereâ€™s no limit to the damage they can do.
Letâ€™s hope this blog post helps open peopleâ€™s eyes to the danger of pens and pencils in schools. Itâ€™s high time someone spoke out in support of a ban on such hazardous tools.
Ha, so ironic and humorous!